[Verse 1: SwampDaddy C]
The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout
Drank some protein stains, and got some hella gout
They say I'm a p**y, so I went down
(What are those!?)
Shoes, lookin' like a clown
Juggle these balls and paint your nose red
You got so much yeast, you could make a loaf of bread
I'll beat my meat till I'm 69 or dead
Wish this wall would ride me like a sled
[Hook]
Education is the key if you want to succeed
I'll be a doctor with a college degree
I coit my women and acquire currency
Call me if you start to bleed
I got an IQ of 123
[Verse 2: Donk-E]
Straight outta college
Super white kid named Eric
I got a 401K, so I took a plane to Paris
I had an Eiffel Tower in France, yes
I make everyone positive, except my girl's pregnancy test
I leave the crowd shocked, cause they in cardiac arrest
She say my dick game the best
I'll f** that p**y until nothing's left
[Verse 3: Donk-E]
Ugh, Imma take shots at you like a Glock, yo
Y'all b**hes look like lesbians with them chacos
I get more head than Peyton Manning
I got that b**h bucking like a bronco
This is my reality
Let me paint a picture. Pica**o
I got green like Rondo
All your sh** is old like Betty
Think you're cool by wearing Yeti?
Cum shot in your girl's eye, make her look like Fetty (1738)
Get rid of that grin, actin' like Swiggs
I'll ram that a** like C. Skinn
Dick down her throat; make her quit breathin'
I keep fiending
I'm a vandal
Imm skin that lizard like Randal
Cum dripping like a candle
I ain't a hippie, f** them sandals
But I'm rolling like a rasta
Future so bright, thats why you got them b**h a** Costas
It don't cost a lot to f** a transvestite
I don't care, as long as it's tight
Let's run the town like Jeremy Renner
I thought I f**ed Kim Kardashian, but I woke up next to Bruce Jenner
But, hey, at least that a** was thick
This beat sick, Lupus, CB show 'em how we do this
[Verse4: SwampDaddy C]
The safe word is 'cinnamon'
I like my women like I like my wine
Five years old, in my basement; its a crime
She a gold digger but I don't give a dime
She bust my nut while I bust this rhyme
I call her a contortionist, the way she twist my words
It's very torturous like metamorphosis
I float like a bu*terfly and sting like a bee
I knock that p**y out like Muhammad Ali
[Hook]
Education is the key if you want to succeed
I'll be a doctor with a college degree
I coit my women and acquire currency
Call me if you start to bleed
I got an IQ of 123
[Verse 5: SwampDaddy C]
I got that b**h locked down, like a prison ran by Coy
She handles my balls better than LeSean McCoy
Fifteen G's a year, they a f**ing thief
Simple math, by a homie who k**ed his priest
Let's get physical, OG Threatt
You're an open book, easy to read
I'm hungry, open your legs, let me feed
(Jones Barbecue and Foot Ma**age)
Round for round like Mike Tyson
s**ing on my co*k like a motherf**ing Dyson
(Jones Barbecue and Foot Ma**age)
You got a bigger name, but I got a bigger rap game
I keep it underground, stay away from the fame
Like Harriet Tubman don't make a sound
Slave p**y is what I pound
Make her so wet, her whole family drowned
[Inspirational Quote: Marshawn Lynch]
"I mean, I know I'm gon' get got, but I'm gon' get mine more than I get got though."
[Verse 6: Donk-E]
Ugh, k**ed it b**hes, call a code
Wallaby short and fat like a chode
I left y'all b**hes jaws dropped
Finna blow my load
They said M was loyal
But she gave me head on a road
I can't rap, cause I'm white as a ghost
Hold up, Imma propose a toast
Let's f** on my boat
I'll motorboat your tits
You think you frat?
That sh** cheesy like them grits
I got guns on my hips
Ain't in a gang, but he's got wheels like a crip
Look at all these chips
Good thing this place got a bean to dip
[Verse 7: Donk-E]
Y'all been told we had a short kid who thought he copped a Rolls
But he had Crohn's with no brains in his dome
All you white b**hes the same with them white iPhones
So, I guess that's your true colors
I f**ed your sister and CB f**ed your mother
All of you hoes is trash so I'll throw you in the gutter
Money is addictive like a hook, he's the one with the stutter