[Verse 1: DJ Felicetti]
Yo last week I drove my P.T. off the lot
Don't got no license but I ain't gone get caught
Cruising on the interstate, windows rolled down
Beats blasting so loud, heard from miles around
Whip out a notebook and take these notes
If you ain't got no auto insurance quotes
[Hook]
DRIVE SLOW HOMIE
Not a matter of choice
DRIVE SLOW HOMIE
All ya fans will rejoice
DRIVE SLOW HOMIE
s**as tellin' you to go fasta fasta
DRIVE SLOW HOMIE
Olive Garden, get that pasta pasta
DRIVE SLOW HOMIE
Other drivers be aggressive
DRIVE SLOW HOMIE
But don't speed till you hit up Progressive
[Verse 2: DJ Felicetti]
Ya know I'm ya boy and I gotcha back
But I don't want to see no legal attack
These lawyers, they mean all the time
Even if you bust a funky fresh rhyme
The Geico Geckos a fresh to d**h pimp
And while he may be small don't call him a shrimp
So with the car, don't rile it up
Like Chinese food bags we gone smile it up
[Hook 2]
DRIVE SLOW HOMIE
Don't ya stomp on that gas
DRIVE SLOW HOMIE
That car gotta whole lotta ma**
DRIVE SLOW HOMIE
The road ain't the final frontier
DRIVE SLOW HOMIE
So deffs don't drive wit a beer
DRIVE SLOW HOMIE
I'm just telling you as we friends
DRIVE SLOW HOMIE
I tell it like it is, no offense
[Verse 3: DJ Felicetti]
I see you racin' down the street with that Harley
You ain't catching that bad boy, Good Luck Charlie
Don't gotta look cool, just gotta be safe
Gotta have dairy with my nilla wafes
I have had a lot of run ins with mayhem
Gotta hire an a**a**in, Mr. Statham
[Hook]
DRIVE SLOW HOMIE
Slow and steady wins the race
DRIVE SLOW HOMIE
Why you driving salsa, spicy pace
DRIVE SLOW HOMIE
Don't go with the flow, be calm
DRIVE SLOW HOMIE
I get my advice from Flo, she da bomb
DRIVE SLOW HOMIE
Nice and slow, ride long like Spaghetti
DRIVE SLOW HOMIE
But deff don't carpool wit DJ Felicetti
[Verse 4: Big Lou]
Blues Brothers crash
I like my cars like my cash: pile them up
I'm a little reckless, but I bend them corners slow
And I will ghost ride the whip just to put on a show
My Prius is a beast when I race it in the streets
Yeah we roll harder than these motherf**ing beats
Yeah we been gone, but we f**ing back
But to be honest we've always been on track
Still we realer than ever, rhymes still clever
So you f**ed harder than if you rear ended an Aston
Yeah no insurance, but I still put rims on my ride cause stunting is my pa**ion
Rolling with no insurance yep playing with fire
So if you crash into me boy your situation is dire
I don't have insurance and I don't f**ing care
I don't have time to file claims I have to pick out what to wear
I don't have time for the paper work I just make my paper work