There was a man
Whose name was Karl
All dirty beard and smoking socks,
He scratched his stinky balls
He had a farm
With nothing more but poultry
He bred his hens with love
"Eggs of Karl", a famous brand
They fit
Every meal
Either lord or burgher
"Eggs of Karl", a famous brand
"Eggs of Karl", a famous brand
There was a witch
Whose name's a mess
All dirty hands and smoking warts,
She scratched her stinky toads
She had a farm
With nothing more but poultry
Infesting it with toads and love
"Eggs of Karl", a famous brand
Hatch, hatch,
Incubate, incubate
co*kerel eggs for the next shipment
Hatched, hatched
From famous eggs
Basilisks rip some f**ing throats
All lords and burghers in the morning
Have for breakfast
Brand new "Eggs of Karl"
All town's a mess,
All panic through the streets
Greet Famous Farmer's Eggs
Greet Famous Farmer's Eggs