[PATRICK, spoken]
December slides into January,
which mutates into February,
which creeps towards March.
There is a theory that obliterating Paul might have,
Satisfied something.
But no, no.
I've continued to have intense dreams about vivisection.
My nightly bloodlust continues to overflow.
[PATRICK]
Hey pretty girl,
Do you wanna dance?
Do you wanna get lucky?
Well, this is your chance
The drinks are on me
Can I be frank?
I'm doing quite well at my investment bank
What do you do,
What do you do for a living?
No, don't answer that.
I don't care, I'm just kidding
You can ignore my friends at the bar,
They're trying to score,
But they never get far
[EVELYN, spoken]
Patrick, I thought we were supposed to be having dinner tonight?
I thought we had reservations at Raw.Space?
[PATRICK, spoken]
Sorry Evelyn, I had to rent some videotapes- I mean,
I had to RETURN some videotapes- I mean,
I had to k** this f*g and his f*g dog on 67th Street.
[EVELYN, spoken]
Oh, Mr. Bateman!
Have I ever told you, I just adore your sense of humor
[PATRICK]
That was some girl, I forget her name
She thinks we're in love,
Does she think I'm insane?
She's not important,
Just kind of annoying.
That's a fine chardonnay you're not enjoying
Oh never mind, let's quit this dive
My white M3 is parked outside
I'll call my dealer,
His product is clean
f**, I don't wanna drive,
Let's get a limousine
[LUIS, spoken]
Hey you, it's me
[PATRICK, spoken]
Beep! You have reached Patrick Bateman's number.
He is unable to come to the phone right now.
So please leave a message after the tone.
[LUIS]
Oh Patrick,
You don't think I'd recognize your real voice?
[PATRICK, spoken]
Leave me the f** alone Luis,
or I will decapitate you
[LUIS, spoken]
I hear the words you're saying, but you need to hear my words. I love you,
[PATRICK]
Beep!
Oh this is rich,
I shouldn't say,
But this guy at work is totally gay
And that's all cool,
To each his own
But some guy's a** is not what I bone.
I'm bored, let's roll
Let's go back to my place
Have an after party, I can eat your face
Don't be nervous, invite your friends
The night is young, but it all depends