BOTH
Who the hell is-
SUSAN
Heidi?
HEIDI
Susan?
BOTH
What kind of girl is she?
I wonder sometimes if she
Even?
HEIDI
Likes me
SUSAN
Even likes me
HEIDI
She seems to make you smile
SUSAN
She's got a pretty, tiny nose
HEIDI
She's got a kick-a** style
SUSAN
She's got very kicky clothes
HEIDI
And she owns her apartment too?
SUSAN
I suppose
HEIDI
And mind blows
SUSAN
Quel jeun drefia? Susan and Heidi
BOTH
She seems so? je ne sais quoi
HEIDI
She seems so? incroyable
SUSAN
And I feel so? bourgeois
BOTH
That's just? moi
It's just
SUSAN
She's so uptown and fancy and Broadway
HEIDI
She's so downtown and funky and sa**y
SUSAN
I wish I could sing like that
At least my nose could take her nose in a cage match of noses
HEIDI
I'm used to being the funny one in the room
SUSAN
I didn't sign the permission slip for any new lady friends, Hunter
HEIDI
She's got those eyes
SUSAN
She's got that b**bs
HEIDI
I've got these thighs
SUSAN
I need your shoes
BOTH
Plus
She might try to steal my husband
She might try to have my baby
I guess I'll just sit back and wait and see
What kind of girl is she?
What kind of girl is she?
What kind of girl is she?
SUSAN
What kind of girl is
SUSAN/HEIDI
Are you gonna eat that pickle?