SUSAN
You can do this Hunter (unter, unter)
Stop forcing ideas (eas, eas)
That sh** is no fun (un, un)
HEIDI
Jeffy (effy, effy)
Use those playbills in front of you (ont of you, ont of you)
SUSAN
Use what's inside of you (ide of you, ide of you)
HEIDI
There's the Golden Apple
And Golden Rainbow
Golden Boy
And Goldilocks
SUSAN
Writing should feel easy, like a monkey driving a speedboat
HEIDI
Beg
Borrow or Steal
Buck White
Big Deal
And Bring Back Birdie
And Bagels and Yox
SUSAN
Close your eyes. Breathe
HEIDI
Oh-oh-oooohhhhh?
SUSAN
Ladle into that barrel of monkeys that you call a head and scoop out and image monkey
HEIDI
There's Hurry Harry
Happy As Larry
Marilyn
And Very Warm For May
SUSAN
Now let that image monkey?
HEIDI
May, May, May?
SUSAN
Drive a speedboat and you, you water-ski behind it!
HEIDI
Oh, Brother!
Oh, Boy!
Oh, Captain!
Oh, Look!
Oh, Please!
Oh, Coward!
Oh, My Dear!
(gasp)
Oh, Kay
SUSAN
Stay behind the image and write down what you see on your monkey's ski trip
Ready' go!
BOTH
Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay
Oh-oh-kay
Okay
SUSAN AND HUNTER
See the monkey
HEIDI AND JEFF
Sail Away
SUSAN AND HUNTER
On a speedboat
It's
HEIDI AND JEFF
Simply Heavenly
SUSAN AND HUNTER
To ride
HEIDI AND JEFF
The Winds
SUSAN AND HUNTER
He drives by a
HEIDI AND JEFF
Steel Pier
SUSAN AND HUNTER
In
HEIDI AND JEFF
Portafino
SUSAN AND HUNTER
To be
HEIDI AND JEFF
The First
SUSAN AND HUNTER
To hear a
HEIDI AND JEFF
Band in Berlin
SUSAN AND HUNTER
He stops by a
HEIDI AND JEFF
Carnival in Flanders
SUSAN AND HUNTER
And meets a lady monkey name
HEIDI AND JEFF
Carrie
SUSAN AND HUNTER
And through the
HEIDI AND JEFF
Mother Earth
SUSAN AND HUNTER
They meander and in a
HEIDI AND JEFF
House of Flowers
SUSAN AND HUNTER
They marry
HEIDI AND JEFF
Soon
SUSAN AND HUNTER
Soon after their
HEIDI AND JEFF
Working
SUSAN AND HUNTER
On their love and a
ALL
Different time seemed both
Wild and Wonderful
SUSAN
Then one day the lady monkey said to him
ALL
Dude
I Gotta Go Disco
I feel a Change in the Heir
I want Something More
It's so nice to be Civilized
And I'll miss the Stars In Your Eyes
And your Smile
But I gotta hit the Trail
HEIDI AND JEFF
Come Summer
SUSAN AND HUNTER
He went back to the speedboat
And watched
HEIDI AND JEFF
Censored Scenes From King Kong
SUSAN AND HUNTER
He found
HEIDI AND JEFF
Shelter
SUSAN AND HUNTER
On the speedboat and he thought
ALL
Here's where I Belong
Just me and my speedboat
Merrily We Roll Along
Along
HUNTER AND JEFF/ HEIDI AND SUSAN
Monkeys and playbills/ Monkeys
And playbills and monkeys/ Playbills
Monkeys and playbills and monkeys/ Monkeys, monkeys
And playbills and monkeys and playbills and/ Playbills, playbills
ALL
Monkeys
Playbills
Monkeys
And playbills