From the Arizona heat
And the wrong side of the street
To the smoking and the beers
I've been doing it for years
And I think it's understood
I wouldn't stop it if I could
Yeah, but each and every day
I hear motherf**ers say am I ready?
(Are you ready?)
Yes I'm ready and you bet I'm gonna rock your a**es steady
Are you ready?
(Yes I'm ready)
Then grab a drink and chug-a-lug
Have some s** and take some d**
And you know the time is now
That is why and this is how
We can keep it oh so real
I know exactly how you feel
You need a man to bust it out
That's what I'm all about
I got the tools for the task
There ain't no need to ask if I'm ready
(Are you ready?)
I said I'm ready, yeah I'm ready
And I'll rock your a**es steady
Are you ready?
(Yes I'm ready)
Then grab a drink and chug-a-lug
Have some s** and take some d**, alright
So hey, there it is
Yeah, this one's for the kids
With the impact of the taste
And they ain't got time to waste
With that mopey dopey sh**
Cut the crap and bring the hits
And everywhere I go
All the motherf**ers know that I'm ready
(Are you ready?)
I said I'm Eddie Spaghetti, here to rock your a**es steady
Are you ready?
(Yes I'm ready)
Then grab a drink and chug-a-lug
Have some s** and take some d**, alright
Watch out, here I come now
(Yeah! He's gonna rock your a**)
I said now watch out, here I come
(Yeah! He's gonna rock your a**)
Watch out, here I come
(Yeah! He's gonna rock your a**)
Watch out, here I come now, alright
(Yeah! He's gonna rock your a**)
Rock your a**
Rock your a** now
Rock your a**
Rock your a** now