Whiskey and green tea at the KTV Whiskey and green tea nearly k**ed me like (at the KTV) In my room, the ain't no sun or no moon And I'm watching walking talking dogs do karate Ohh, being chased by Chinese dragons Through revolving doors, to the 13th floor To be greeted by military rows of middle aged school girls Ohh, being chased by Chinese dragons Whiskey and green tea At the KTV (Sing along with me) Whiskey and green tea nearly k**ed me (at the KTV)
I was found in a hutong haze Climbing up forbidden city walls, like a Bond Square bandit Ohh, being chased by William Burrows Little rickshaw girl with a co*k sure smile The look of wild fire in her eyes took me out of this world Ohh, being chased by Chinese dragons Whiskey and green tea at the KTV (Sing along with me) Whiskey and green tea nearly k**ed me (at the KTV)