I've got a s**y nickname, it's kind of necessary
I've got a box of chocolates, it's kind of necessary
Sometimes I am a surgeon, sometimes I'm Dr. Phil
Sometimes I'm Even Steven, sometimes I'm Plain Old Bob
This is me
This is you
This is us
It's kind of necessary
Tonight I'm Oscar Wilde, the famous beatnik poet
The girls all go crazy
(but) I'm the only one who knows it!
Me falling in love with you is back in style
I'm out of ammo, I'm out of "Hi!"s
I'm out of questions, I'm out of tries
Turn on the radio. My eye's twitching
My champagne ain't so bubbly
This is me
This is you
This is us
It's kind of necessary
Me falling in love with you is back in style