All
Every movie's a circus on the wire without a net
Joanna
Coffee?
Myron
I'm up too early, shooting at seven, I gotta go
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Boy
What's wrong?
Mary
Can't get a screen test,
Don't you hate it when a yes-man says no?
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Girl
Good part?
Boy
I'm a policeman "Hang up, punk" that's all I say
Actor
First time, you work on the lot there
Actress
I must say R.K.O are O.K.
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Boy
Then what?
Girl
He pressed a bu*ton, out of the wall fell a four-poster bed.
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Myron
Busy?
Joanna
They shot my screenplay
Myron
Isn't that great?
Joanna
No, they shot the thing dead.
All
Every movie's a circus on the wire without a net.
Boy
Lonely?
Girl
That's how I like it.
Boy
Can't you be nice?
Girl
Why? We're not on the set.
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Artie
Hey, Joe, what are you, slumming?
Joe
Here for a meeting
Artie
This time of night?
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Joe
Yeah, it's some studio smarta**,
You know I'm famous for being polite.
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Artie
Guess what? I'm getting married.
Joe
Congratulations
Artie
She'll be right back.
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Artie
Fact is we were just leaving
She's been stood up by some uppity hack.
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Joe
Married, who would have thought it?
Why don't you look happy?
Come on, be brave.
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Artie
It's this movie I'm shooting.
Joe
You first a**istant?
Artie
More like a slave.
All
Every movie's a circus.
Artie
But this is a circus movie as well
Problems, nothing but problems.
Animals, actors, two kinds of hell.
All
Every movie's a circus on the wire without a net.
Betty
Well, hello, Mr. Gillis.
Artie
You two have met?
Joe
I'm the uppity hack.
Artie
And she's the studio smarta**.
Betty
What's going on here?
Barman
Artie, they're calling you back.
Betty
I just reread "Blind Windows"
It needs some real re-working, of course.
If we fixed up the opening
Artie
Call up the wrangler, pay off the horse.