[Verse]
Twenty-three
My life's been rushing on by me
The world is still spinning
Well-past the beginning
I don't know
If I remember a day when
I looked at the future
With bright aspirations
[Pre-Chorus]
I don't want responsibility
Give me time outside reality
Young again, without a care in the world
[Chorus]
Please, take me back to the start of my youth
When I didn't have a single thing to do
You think that I'm young, but I'm much older inside
Withered dreams and troubled times
[Bridge]
Twenty-three
Go back in time
To where it began
Twenty-three
I want to drink
Please feed me
[Outro] (4x)
Mother's milk
I s** from the teat
You nourish me
You make me complete
Mother's milk
Baby wants more
Your bosom is warm
You mustn't ignore
[Jarrod Alonge]
I'm, uh, I'm not gonna lie, dude. That got, uh, that got a little weird at the end
[Varrick Jay]
Oh, what do you mean?
[Jarrod]
Just the, I don't know it just made me uncomfortable
[Varrick]
How about you leave the lyrics to the singer and worry about yourself?
[Jarrod]
I mean the nipple imagery and like...are you okay? Like, did you have a rough childhood?
[Varrick]
I don't expect you to understand these lyrics, so just lay off
[Jarrod]
Okay, fine. Whatever floats your boat
[Varrick]
Honestly, this makes no sense! I'm not even Jarrod! My name's Varrick Jay and I'm in a band called Insomniac! Why aren't you singing this? Everyone in the YouTube comments thinks you're singing anyway! Jarrod, you are a piece of work. How did you get the following that you do? You're not even that funny. This joke is so overdone! No one cares about pop punk as badly as you apparently do! You know, when I first saw your Pop Punk Vocalist video on some Buzzfeed article, I thought, "Yeah, yeah, this is kind of funny," but now this is just sad! Okay? This is just ridiculous! Don't you have a degree? Don't you have friends? Don't you have a real job? What are you doing here on YouTube? You know, I'm just going to start watching Jared Dines now. You know, at least he doesn't do the same thing over and over again! And at least he puts out videos more than twice a month. Oh my gosh! I do not–I do not get paid enough for this! Where the hell did all that crowd-funding money go? Huh? Did you go and buy another cat? Your cats aren't even that cute! Okay that's lie. They're very cute and I'm sorry, but still, you are just driving me nuts!