I was tired of my lady, we been together too long
Like a worn out remix of my favorite song
And while she lay there sleeping, I got on the internet
And in the personal column, there was this letter I read
If you like red bull and vodka, and gettin' down in the rain
If you're not into punk rock, if you have half a brain
If you like hittin' it at midnight, and make the whole room shake
Well I'm the love that you look for, so ride with me and escape
I didn't think about my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean
I wasn't tryin' to be shady, but there's a lot honeys out there that I'm tryin' to see
I went to the website, took out a personal add
And it described the lady I'd been wantin' so bad
Cause I like red bull and vodka, and gettin down in the rain
Don't like livin' in LA, but Myrtle Beach is OK
We gotta hook hook up at midnight, so I can see what you shake
At a bar called Tipsy's where we'll plan our escape
So I kicked it with high hopes as she walked in the place
Damn her body was bangin', I knew the curves of her face
It was my same old girlfriend, and she said oh, damn it's you
Then we laughed cause we were busted, and I said I never knew
That you like red bull and vodka, and gettin' down in the rain
You like the sound of my guitar, and the bump of the ba**
I wanna hit it after midnight, I wanna see it on your face
You're my girl and you know it, so ride with me and escape