These are the saddest of possible words
Tinker to Evers to Chance
A trio of bear cubs and fleeter than birds
Tinker and Evers and Chance
Ruthlessly pricking our gonfalon bubble
Making a giant hit into a double
Words that are heavy with nothing but trouble
Tinker to Evers to Chance
Yeah, Tinker and Evers and Chance
These are the saddest of possible words
Tinker to Evers to Chance
A trio of bear cubs and fleeter than birds
Tinker and Evers and Chance
Ruthlessly pricking our gonfalon bubble
Making a giant hit into a double
Words that are heavy with nothing but trouble
Tinker to Evers to Chance
Yeah, Tinker and Evers and Chance