[Intro: Cr!$$$w!$$ (Crissswiss)]
I done ordered about a hundred thousand bottles
I'm with a hundred thousand models
Gone off tequila, and some capsules that I swallowed
Now I'm twisted and I'm slizzard
My friends keep taking pictures
They gon' paste them on their statuses and post them on their walls
[Pre-Hook: Crissswiss]
Oh yeah
Ey, what you got (got) show it
Let them all know it
Swinging low down that pole yeah I'm all for it
I'm a tip you if you dip it
You my private stripper
Got paid today I'll be broke by tomorrow
[Verse 1: Crissswiss]
Aaarghh
Faded inside out
Bottles of that storm
Twisted off the vodka
Getting faded on my own
Looking all around me I don't see a thing
But I ain't remorseful I don't feel a thing
I am numb, coke and rum, contraband in my gums
Gin and Tonic in my system, all these toxins in my lungs
Showed you all my cards baby cut the bluff
Don't pull that poker face around me, strut your stuff
[Pre-Hook: Crissswiss]
Oh yeah
Ey, what you got (got) show it
Let them all know it
Swinging low down that pole yeah I'm all for it
I'm a tip you if you dip it
You my private stripper
Got paid today (I'll be broke by tomorrow)
[Hook: Crissswiss]
I done ordered about a hundred thousand bottles
I'm with a hundred thousand models
Gone off tequila, and some capsules that I swallowed
Now I'm twisted and I'm slizzard
My friends keep taking pictures
They gon' paste them on their statuses and post them on their walls
[2nd Verse: Uno]
I got my favorite in my system
I ain't paid for it so I'm living
And it feels right, it just feels like I was made for this when I'm sipping
When these chicks feeling my mojo, BBM face for that photo
And every morning after I just can't trace where my dough goes
Because we blow it all (blow it all)
Body lean, shoulder fall
Then its dominoes (dominoes) watch how these women fall
Then its vamanos
k**ing these (______) like a holocaust
That's all I remember
[Pre-Hook: Crissswiss]
Oh yeah
Ey, what you got (got) show it
Let them all know it
Swinging low down that pole yeah I'm all for it
I'm a tip you if you dip it
You my private stripper
Got paid today (I'll be broke by tomorrow)
[Hook: Crissswiss]
I done ordered about a hundred thousand bottles
I'm with a hundred thousand models
Gone off tequila, and some capsules that I swallowed
Now I'm twisted and I'm slizzard
My friends keep taking pictures
They gon' paste them on their statuses and post them on their walls
[Bridge: Crissswiss]
Aarrggh
I'll be broke by tomorrow (broke by tomorrow)
Got paid today, spent it all on these models
I'll be broke by tomorrow (broke by tomorrow)
Got paid today, spent it all on these bottles
Huh
[Pre-Hook: Crissswiss]
Ey, what you got (got) show it
Let them all know it
Swinging low down that pole yeah I'm all for it
I'm a tip you if you dip it
You my private stripper
Got paid today (I'll be broke by tomorrow)
[Hook: Crissswiss]
I done ordered about a hundred thousand bottles
I'm with a hundred thousand models
Gone off tequila, and some capsules that I swallowed
Now I'm twisted and I'm slizzard
My friends keep taking pictures
They gon' paste them on their statuses and post them on their walls