He had it all figured out
He'd do you nut with dynamite
He chased the dragon on the porcelain god
He mixed in the white and the blue in his blood
It's God's mistakes, cry needles and tears
The cat was born from his mother's ear
Cheeky the bleeder, the holy cookie pusher
The candy man is an ankle biter
That's when he came, all in disguise
Red knuckles and blood shot eyes
Crawling the floor, kissing the ground
The candy man was no more around
And if you tell my tale a tit
I'll make sure your tongue will be slit
And all those crying dogs around
Will come and have a little bit