"Oh, who is that? She looks good. What's your name?" "My name is Lauramechbaidumeinchbib Beautiful Lovely Lady. Did you hear what I said?" "Yeah, sure I did." "I am, uh, Chriskpalpidon."
"Ah, you wanna know what my name is?" "What, big fella?" "Oh, my name is, um, Godzuki." "Ya big fella! Godzuki reminds me of a booger. Goodbye!"