Bright city lights
They keep me happy, warm and bright
Can you hear them
They're callin out for you
Bright city lights
I used to win all day and night
Those one armed theives
They've got me on the run
Cuz they've taken all that I had
And spit me right out on the street
But I've got a big pile of
Free p**no mags
The freaks are out tonight
All dressed in pink, red, yellow and white
This is the Disney
For the mature adult
Hermaphrodites
Parade around with such pride and such delight
Give me a call
Loose women tonight
Cuz I'm high on top of the world
And broke face down in the mud
Oh tell me, 'Why ask why?'
Let's go get a Bud
So I lost everything that I had
And I'm two million dollars deep in debt
But at least I've got my city lights
And free p**no mags