[Verse 1]
BRANDON: "Oh Santa, I've been waiting on you"
SANTA: "That's funny kid, because I've been coming for you"
BRANDON: "Oh Santa, I've been k**ing just for fun"
SANTA: "Well the party's over kid, because I
Because I got a bullet in my gun"
BRANDON: "A bullet in your what?"
[Pre-Chorus 1]
Santa's got a bullet in his gun
You know it, Santa's got a bullet in his gun
[Chorus 1]
Don't shoot me, Santa Claus
I've been a clean living boy, I promise you
Did every little thing you asked me to
I can't believe the things I'm going through
Don't shoot me, Santa Claus
Well, no one else around believes me
But the children on the block they tease me
I couldn't let them off that easy
[Verse 2]
BRANDON: "Oh Santa, It's been a real hard year" (Year)
SANDA: "There just ain't no getting around this, life is hard
But look at me, I turned out alright"
BRANDON: "Hey Santa, why don't we talk about it? Work it out"
SANTA: "Believe me, this ain't what I wanted
I love all you kids, you know that
Hell, I remember when you were just 10 years old
Playing out there in the desert
Just waiting for a sip of that sweet Mojave rain"
[Pre-Chorus 2 ]
In the sweet Mojave rain, the boy was on his own
[Chorus 2]
Don't shoot me, Santa Claus
I've been a clean living boy, I promise you
Did every little thing you asked me to
I can't believe the things I'm going through
Hey, Santa Claus
Well, no one else around believes me
But the children on the block they tease me
I couldn't let them off that easy
[Bridge]
They had it coming so why can't you see?
I couldn't turn my cheek no longer
The sun is going down and Christmas is near
Just look the other way and I'll disappear forever
Woo!
[Chorus]
Don't shoot me, Santa Claus
Well, no one else around believes me!
But the children on the street they tease me
I couldn't let them off that easy
[Outro]
Believe me
Santa
Santa