[Hook: Chae Woolslice] X2
Choooooo-bannnnnn-iiiiii
Tyler likes chobani
Laugh if you think its funny
[Verse 1: Tylera]
Gotta a lotta chobanis
Shoved in my backpack
Dannon or muller
They couldn't match that
My rap groups a starter
Little chewy like starbursts
Little chewy like star wars
Groupies from Harvard
I don't even need it
Sugar's like my allergy
The faster digests
The faster it is calories
I don't mean to digress, just some stuff off my chest, my missions straight for your vision
Straight or your iris
The thing is I've never been a s**er cause
I like to drink outta gla**es, I don't pucker raw
Meat eaten by a trucker, a duck or something ca**ius eaton
I should be reading books, studying cluckor naw
I shoulda been sat'n, givin my teachers christmas presents
The present is something at least
I look back I resent
I'm on a roll, freaking crescent Pillsbury
And you know I know you don't have to take those, pills berry
[Verse 2: Chae Woolslice]
Got a lot of Chobani shoved in my backpack
Even though I hate yogurt, I'm not batch or whack
I walk down my street high on life not on crack
Call me baseball because I connect with bats
The night is so dark groupies from Hobart
Get me loopy like loud farts but I'm not immature like Kevin Hart
My computer ducks out so restart
[Hook] X2
[Verse 3: Tylera]
You texted when I was parking in the driveway
Having trouble swinging the nose in
The stuff and this homework got me side ways
And I just finished watched frozen
With my sister
And this ones for all the haters, impeders
All of the people who hated hated on my ereader
All of the people who were like, dude nooks are for liberals
And the guys who who told me I should just get a kindle
I wait for a call, I wait for a text
I wait for a snap, another box to check
Another lost hope, a trip to costco
And put all that behind me, after mi like fa so
Cause I got some chobanis shoved in my backpack
And a ton of other stuff in there
And it's getting heavy, and I can deal with a backlash
Cause I know I just have to be prepared
[Hook] X2