Hey Strong Bad! What's up? Can you play the guitar? Derrek Highet, Northern California a> Hey Derrek! Not much, man. Yeah I can play the guitar! I know all about virtuosos, and trembalos, and arpeggios, I can do it all! I can play your basic rhythm guitar, like: jug jigga jug jigga jug jigga JAH JAAH! jiggity jug jigga jug jigga JAH JAAAH! You know, something like that. I can also play some pretty hot lixx, too. You know, when you're way up high on the tiny strings, and you mash your fingers on 'em meedley meedley meedley meedley meedley meedley meedley meedley MEEEEE!!! Yeah, yeah and then Strong Mad comes in on his ba** and he's like dou dou dou dou dou dou dou dou dou dou dou dou dou dou
And then the Cheat comes in on his keyboard and he's like boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boo boop And I'm like And the dragon comes in the NNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!! ! *Strong Bad falls off of his chair. He hold a lighter up and starts to burn The Paper* Oh yeah! The greatest hit, baby! END Comment: If you want to see this email (or any of the other retarded ones), go to www.homestarrunner.com. From there, the option to watch the intro comes up. Ignore it, and find the bu*ton that says 'SB Emails' underneath the picture. Click on it, and scroll down until you find 'guitar'.