[Hook x2]
Hi, my name is
I'm not famous
Hi, my name is
Dirt Nasty
Hi, my name is
I like an*s
Hi, my name is
Dirt Nasty
[Verse 1]
Hi trick, you heard "My Dick"
You know I made that beat in five minutes at my crib
Dirt Nasty, you heard that I'm the nicest
Got blue balls but a big little white dick
Your girl's dead weight, she blew me in the eighth grade
Ugly a** face but I gotta say the head's great
Stretch said "Dirt, you a dumb f**"
Don't be mad cause I got my nuts s**ed in a dump truck
I'm white trashy, ? your wife's a** cheeks
Then corn ? that freak like we were in Nebrask-y
I'm a idiot, always sayin' silly sh**
Your sister's spreading eagle on some Philly sh**
But I'm a Niners fan, drunk with a shiner man
Always at the hot spots like a fireman
I'm wired man, been up for a week
Me and Charlie Sheen watching Scary Movie 3
[Hook]
[Verse 2]
I'm a f**in' loser, a drug abuser
Sniffin' snooters as I stick it in her pooper
I'm not a shooter, don't lift the ruger
But I be up in Oakland hanging with Mr. Cooper
Then fly to Tijuana
Get my coconuts turned into pina colada
Benihana, me and your momma
Sizzle my meat on the grill sayonara
Voilà, a ménage à trois
Two Persian girls calling me Allah
Jesus f**, God damn
Those hoes are so thick I put my dick in the trash can
I just want to get my duck sicked
What the f** b**h
Sock your rims on some rough sh**
You love dick, right in your face hole
Open up for the cream filled skin roll
[Hook]