[Intro: Tech N9ne] No, you ain't supposed to put on your devil suit When you come up in the church, young mayne Now they ain't about to think you a rebel You 'bout to make them think you birthed from flames La la la-di-da-da Wanna be on TV just to show out for mi mama But breakin' into colored houses, admit That it's a b**h when you sick like this [Verse 1: Tech N9ne] Puttin' all the face paint I can put on Put my black jeans and black hood on That's your TV I just stood on With a faded habit this brother swerves when I sip vodka I'm the latest rabbit; in other words, I'm a hip hopper You disc jockers never played me, you said my sh** stopped ya 2001, I mixed opera now every clique's got the Sick caca with lots of rippin' about they chips, oughta Listen to this quick chopper flippin' and poppin' With the spirit of Pac and Big Poppa! Ya! This for your motherf**in' rap quotes My sh** is surprising and shocking like Barack votes The traps broke when I rapped with Tunechi and Stacks though OG Muggs said I'm gonna be the first rapper to cross over to black folk [Pre-Hook: Tech N9ne] Ya, I'm breakin' into colored houses Polo boots and hella dark-colored outfits Ya, I'm breakin' into colored houses Fellas better put a chastity belt on your spouses [Hook: T-Pain] Man, it must s** to be you n***as Cause it don't s** to be this rich If you not f**in' with me, brethren You can s** upon this dick Man I just get it how we get it where I live Somebody better call 911 (Call 911) I'm breakin' in these n***as' cribs Yeah, we out here workin' One thing for sure, two things for certain I'm for real That's how I live Somebody better call 911 (Call 911) I'm breakin' in these n***as cribs [Verse 2: Tech N9ne] Since 2001 my people dodged me like Durango Now at my shows I see more N-words than Django (From Missouri) like Nelly, Chingy, and Chain Hang Low But Kansas City somewhere over the rainbow I'm in yo' house baby, I'm in yo' living room
Lookin' down yo' blouse lady, and everybody is in tune To Tech Ninna, s** fiend a threat to his and whom They got a beautiful woman and givin' poon They want it cause I'm bout to be big and BOOM Breakin' into colored houses is hard, mane Cause everybody got guards And they got dogs And they got bars mane But I'm comin' thru that TV And all the ghetto is gon' see me Sippin' the KC Tea Now you know Tech N9ne now everybody want a freebie! [Pre-Hook: Tech N9ne] Ya, I'm breakin' into colored houses Polo boots and hella dark-colored outfits Ya, I'm breakin' into colored houses Fellas better put a chastity belt on your spouses [Hook: T-Pain] Man, it must s** to be you n***as Cause it don't s** to be this rich If you not f**in' with me, brethren You can s** upon this dick Man I just get it how we get it where I live Somebody better call 911 (Call 911) I'm breakin' in these n***as' cribs Yeah, we out here workin' One thing for sure, two things for certain I'm for real That's how I live Somebody better call 911 (Call 911) I'm breakin' in these n***as cribs [Verse 3: Tech N9ne] My people missin me, like Diana Ross No this ain't MMG, but I am a boss Although I'm wicked see, I'm fly and I floss So why am I lost Like my jam is off Yes you a day late Better late than never I'm a veteran My cheddar been truly silly like Stevie J face Every last one of these evil haters they see me vacate Dip to the crib, turn on the television and see my face like, "Hey, wait..." [Hook: T-Pain] Man, it must s** to be you n***as Cause it don't s** to be this rich If you not f**in' with me, brethren You can s** upon this dick Man I just get it how we get it where I live Somebody better call 911 (Call 911) I'm breakin' in these n***as' cribs Yeah, we out here workin' One thing for sure, two things for certain I'm for real That's how I live Somebody better call 911 (Call 911) I'm breakin' in these n***as cribs