He's got a mind of metal
Eyes glazed hazel
He'd steal an orphan's soup with a silver ladel
His hands are icy, his plans are dicey
And he's got his own view of what he calls paradise:
He wants a world where he's the Sole world leader
He'll make it to the top though he was once a bottom-feeder
You can tell his record isn't the cleanest
'Cause his business card reads "Evil Genius"
Yeah, he flew into space and put a laser on the moon
Built an underwater base and armed his henchmen harpoons
I hear his latest scheme involves Anthrax and airballoons!
He's gonna kill us all if we don't do something soon!
He's an evil genius
He's an evil genius
He's an evil genius
And he's gonna kill us all!
He's got 12 assassins
With guns for blastin...
...folks when he don't like the questions they've been asking
He's got 32 spies
With robot eyes
The person standing next to you might be one in disguise
He keeps his favourite time machine
Next to a wall of TV Screens
So he can watch all the places he's been
He's one of the smartest
He's one of the meanest
And his business card reads "Evil Genius"
Yeah, he flew into space and put a laser on the moon
Built an underwater base and armed his henchmen harpoons
I hear his latest scheme involves Anthrax and airballoons!
He's gonna kill us all if we don't do something soon!
He's an evil genius
He's an evil genius
He's an evil genius
And he's gonna kill us all!
And people who tell me I'm mean
I think they're jealous of my schemes
Maybe its just in my genes to dream
Of warmachines!
And laser beams!
Everyone last one of you motherfu*kers
Man woman boy girl
You'll all be green with envy when my plan is unfurled
'Cause everyone wants to rule the
World!
Yeah, he flew into space and put a laser on the moon
Built an underwater base and armed his henchmen harpoons
I hear his latest scheme involves Anthrax and airballoons!
He's gonna kill us all if we don't do something soon!
He's an evil genius
He's an evil genius
He's an evil genius
And he's gonna kill us all!
Ugh!
(More screaming)
He's gonna kill us all!