He's got a mind of metal Eyes glazed hazel He'd steal an orphan's soup with a silver ladel His hands are icy, his plans are dicey And he's got his own view of what he calls paradise: He wants a world where he's the Sole world leader He'll make it to the top though he was once a bottom-feeder You can tell his record isn't the cleanest 'Cause his business card reads "Evil Genius" Yeah, he flew into space and put a laser on the moon Built an underwater base and armed his henchmen harpoons I hear his latest scheme involves Anthrax and airballoons! He's gonna kill us all if we don't do something soon! He's an evil genius He's an evil genius He's an evil genius And he's gonna kill us all! He's got 12 assassins With guns for blastin... ...folks when he don't like the questions they've been asking He's got 32 spies With robot eyes The person standing next to you might be one in disguise He keeps his favourite time machine Next to a wall of TV Screens So he can watch all the places he's been He's one of the smartest He's one of the meanest
And his business card reads "Evil Genius" Yeah, he flew into space and put a laser on the moon Built an underwater base and armed his henchmen harpoons I hear his latest scheme involves Anthrax and airballoons! He's gonna kill us all if we don't do something soon! He's an evil genius He's an evil genius He's an evil genius And he's gonna kill us all! And people who tell me I'm mean I think they're jealous of my schemes Maybe its just in my genes to dream Of warmachines! And laser beams! Everyone last one of you motherfu*kers Man woman boy girl You'll all be green with envy when my plan is unfurled 'Cause everyone wants to rule the World! Yeah, he flew into space and put a laser on the moon Built an underwater base and armed his henchmen harpoons I hear his latest scheme involves Anthrax and airballoons! He's gonna kill us all if we don't do something soon! He's an evil genius He's an evil genius He's an evil genius And he's gonna kill us all! Ugh! (More screaming) He's gonna kill us all!