If Britney is a virgin, then I'm the King of Spain,
And Christina looks like a poodle that isn't potty trained.
Whitney was gonna sing a song, but she got too high.
Cuz divas are skanks, divas are skanks, divas are skanks.
Mariah had a breakdown. Shania's teeth are fake,
And Celine's constant shrieking is more than I can take.
If J-Lo had any cla** she might know how to spell.
I remember in the good ole days when divas kept their clothes on.
I remember in the good ole when divas wrote their own songs.
Let's all get together and dance around like s*uts.
Dressing up like hookers and show off their big bu*ts.
Working at the Moulin Rouge, not much of a stretch.
Shakira please shake you a** for me.
Shakira please belly dance for me.
Whenever, wherever,
we meant to be together
And I be here and you be there and that's the deal my'
Divas are skanks, Divas are skanks, Divas are skanks.