[Intro: Clip]
Some say he was abandoned there
Others say he was dropped there from the sky by aliens
And still others say
He grew from a seed lodged between the cracks of the sidewalk
Whatever the reason low and behold
Tiny Stoop Kidd was left to raise himself
On the stoop which he was fated to call his home
[Hook]
[Clip]
Stoop Kid's afraid to leave his stoop
X4
[Stoop Kidd]
My sh**'s so dope I got to cope with these flashbacks
Here's to taking d** and making love in the hatchback
But I'm pa**ed that baby now I'm focused on fat stacks
I'm one part Zuit Suit and two parts hazmat
[Verse 1]
I keep my eyes on the road
And my mind on the clock
Pa**enger seat
One hand on her drink one hand on my co*k
That's how I rock
Better yet maybe that's how I roll
I keep the weed in glove box f** the cops on patrol
I'll give them something to do
While I give her something to hold
I swear to god every time I blow my load
I leave a piece of my soul
Which in turn increases the hole
And I grow barbarian tusks
I keep that s** smell on my dick like animal musk
Cause I'm a dirty mother f**er and their ain't no one realer
I can sense a bad b**h like an antennae feeler
So here's the deal I'll work the wheel
If you can work both the pedals
I got this boost set to max destination the ghetto
They call me Stoop Kidd
But 'me llamo' Gepetto
I got a fetish for neon colors and six inch stilettos
I like my chicks Betty Boops
Coups machete loops oops
Stoop Kidd just left the mother f**ing stoop
[Hook]
My sh**'s so dope I got to cope with these flashbacks
Here's to taking d** and making love in the hatchback
But I'm pa**ed that baby now I'm focused on fat stacks
I'm one part Zuit Suit and two parts hazmat
[Clip]
Embittered by the love
And normal boyhood that was stolen from him
Stoop Kid became meaner and meaner by the day
He began to lash out at the pa**ers by
Taking it out upon them for the anger of a young loveless child
[Verse 2]
Yeah let's get back to bra** tacks
Let's get rich kidnap a couple fat cats
(f** in the trunk)
When it comes to getting money baby I take them fast tracks
Illegal cargo in embargo where I keep that stash at
Scratch that
Better yet just delete the whole session
I came to shake hands
Kiss some baby's
Make good impressions
I'm guessing you ain't never met no other homie like me
They might know my first name but they don't know who I be
I be that Lockness
30 leagues deep
You'll find me asleep
At the wheel of my Jeep
Counting sheep
I'm nocturnal
When I'm burning holes in my journal
And when it comes to local rappers
They all call me the Colonel
So come and get it while burns
Come and get it while it's hot
Come and get it
Before I get handcuffed and get hauled off by cops
[Hook]
[Clip]
Stoop Kid's afraid to leave his stoop
X4
[Stoop Kidd]
My sh**'s so dope I got to cope with these flashbacks
Here's to taking d** and making love in the hatchback
But I'm pa**ed that baby now I'm focused on fat stacks
I'm one part Zuit Suit and two parts hazmat