Trouble and me must be half brothers
Trouble and me are next of kin
Any place that things are happening
Trouble and me we walk right in
Met a cute girl at a party
Looked at me with rogish eyes
And I thought at last I'd found her
She's a dream and just my size
But a man big as a mountain
Said just let my sweetheart be
That's the story of my lifetime
Where there's trouble there's trouble and me
Trouble and me must be half brothers
Trouble and me are next of kin
Any place that things are happening
Trouble and me we walk right in
Went to drive so I'd forget her
Yes, I turned my hot rod loose
Big policeman pulled me over
Spent the night in calaboose
I got out looked for my hot rod
Glad that I at last was free
Finance man had just possessed it
Where there's trouble there's trouble and me
Trouble and me must be half brothers
Trouble and me are next of kin
Any place that things are happening
Trouble and me we walk right in
Then a young gal balled me over
We got married by and by
I was sure I'd found the answer
With a love that couldn't die
She soon went back to her mommy
Packed her duds and set me free
I just sit and keep on a wondering
What comes next for trouble and me
Trouble and me must be half brothers
Trouble and me are next of kin
Any place that things are happening
Trouble and me we walk right in
Any place that things are happening
Trouble and me we walk right in