I don't believe in New York and I don't believe you have to resort
To turning in your next door neighbor you don't owe any favors
To anyone who ever said why not
To anyone who ever said they got shot
To anyone who ever said they cared a lot
I don't believe in Gandhi - a dead Indian dissolved in a sea and
I don't believe in Adolf - a dead little German for what it's worth
Or anyone who ever said why not
Or anyone who ever said they got shot
Or anyone who ever said they cared a lot
Chelsea o little Chelsea Chelsea won't you listen to me
Chelsea o little Chelsea Chelsea want some candy
I don't believe the black cat or the pittering patter of a tell-tale heart
Righteous paths moral detours murderous silence behind the boards
Of anyone who ever said why not
Of anyone who ever said they got shot
Of anyone who ever said they cared a lot
Chelsea o little Chelsea Chelsea won't you listen to me
Chelsea o little Chelsea Chelsea want some candy
A little girl in her little world
Want to make her crawl want to make her growl
Chelsea o little Chelsea Chelsea won't you listen to me
Chelsea o little Chelsea Chelsea want some candy
Chelsea o little Chelsea Chelsea won't you listen to me
Chelsea o little Chelsea Chelsea want some candy
Chelsea o little Chelsea Chelsea don't you listen to me