I've cracked enough jokes and I've smoked enough smokes
Now I'm feeling for the ropes, I hope no one took notes
My excesses are getting the better of me
I am ready to go home
My excesses are getting the better of me
I am ready to go home
I try not to notice that I've spilt my drink
As I slide towards the door I start to think
My excesses are getting the better of me
I am ready to go home
My excesses are getting the better of me
I am ready to go home
I was lecturing the kitchen till the icebox got bored
Now where's that girl gone? I was sure I scored
My excesses are getting the better of me
I am ready to go home
My excesses are getting the better of me
I am ready to go home