Have you ever sn******ged so much
that a snot bubble came out
Have you creased up
and then sprayed out all your drink
Have you chuckled out a fart
Maybe giggled out a wee
Or shoulder jiggled silently
until your face turned pink.
Can you say with pride
that your laughter bu*ton works?
Do you care
if the last laugh is on you?
Coz beware that if your senses
tell your brain to make you laugh
Your brain might tell
another body part to join in too!