[Chorus]
Keep my mugs tight
When I'm out in the streets
I ain't choose the mug life
The life chose me
I ain't, I ain't choose the mug life
The life chose me
I ain't, I ain't choose the mug life
The life chose me
[Verse 1: Stevie Brock]
Mug life so hard, got me contemplating brewicide
Mug runneth over, so the haters want me brewcified
Open mug in my car, they nervous it might burn us
So these cotton-headed ninnymuggins drinking out a thermos
Rio de Janeiro, frappucinos with De Niro and Pacino
Casino in Reno with Dan Marino
I got shooters on my team, play my Cards like Rick Pitino
Chamomile in my mug like a true Los Angeleno
[Verse 2: Dan Burtenshaw]
Red mug, yellow mug, green mug, blue mug
I be drinking rainbows, ‘cause you know that I'm a true thug
No caffeine yet, I'm driving slow like a green slug
All these haters pa**ing while they're giving me that mean mug
Get my coffee beans straight out of Colombia
Don't watch your back, I'll steal your mug right out from under ya
If you like it, then you should've put a mug on it
No I drink all the coffee, looking like I'm buzzed, don't it?
[Chorus]
Keep my mugs tight
When I'm out in the streets
I ain't choose the mug life
The life chose me
I ain't, I ain't choose the mug life
The life chose me
I ain't, I ain't choose the mug life
The life chose me
[Verse 3: Dan Cox]
Yo, I'm a robot with no coffee, like C3PO
I got that mug up in my hand like I'm the CEO
You said to keep you warm you got to get a girl to cuddle up
But all I need is some scolding hot chocolate in my cup
I walk past my a**istant, throw her a little winky
I got to keep it cla**y baby and hold up the pinky
Oh, ouch, I burnt myself, like they freshly boiled it
I really think this coffee came straight from the toilet
[Verse 4: Bill Reilich}
I like my coffee black, like I'm balling for the Tropics
Call me Drizzy Drake, I'm ‘bout my Houstatlanta Rockets
Walk up to the counter, fill my mug full of Joe
Drop a couple white bricks, then I'm straight out the door
Picking up them donut holes, you know I got to dive in it
Dunking all day, you know that's word to Sky Diggins
Starting off the day with a fresh brewed pot
A bunch of white boys, but we're more gangster than you thought
[Chorus] (x2)
Keep my mugs tight
When I'm out in the streets
I ain't choose the mug life
The life chose me
I ain't, I ain't choose the mug life
The life chose me
I ain't, I ain't choose the mug life
The life chose me