[Verse 1]
I was just sitting home just minding my own business
Looking at the internet with a cup of tea and biscuit
When suddenly my cup of tea was empty and all over me
I froze staring at the screen that was open right in front of me
'Cause when you log in the last thing that you want to discover
Is that you got a friend request of your mother
[Chorus]
The parents, they're all on Facebook
They're taking over everywhere you look
[Verse 2]
Writing consistently in capitals
Posting pictures of animals
Spotting all your grammatica
Trying to teach a valuable life lesson
Through a Comic Sans quote on a sunset
Poking everyone without fully understanding the concept
No dad this isn't a search engine
And you've just "who mily cyrus"
That's not even a sentence
And stop trying to check in my friend's conversations
Or at least if you do just learn to use punctuations
Why you've posted that long message about the cat on my wall
Just put it in a text that's what the phones are there for
And for the last time LOL doesn't mean lots of love
And for god's sake stop putting hash tag you only live once
[Chorus]
The parents, they're all on Facebook
They're taking over everywhere you look
[Verse 3]
Looking at all my photos
Liking all my photos
Uploading loads of photos
Then liking your own photos
Insisting on inviting me to Candy Crush Saga
Commenting on all my posts with "I beg your pardon"
Writing on my wall when you can see I'm in the garden
Who's that guy in speedo that's my father
Oh god they're starting taking selfies
Now they're asking me to tell them what a selfie is
No wonder everyone my age is starting to migrate
I'm on the verge of going back to MySpace
[Chorus]
The parents, they're all on Facebook
They're taking over everywhere you look
[Outro]
The parents, they're all on Facebook
They're taking over everywhere you look