GIRL SINGER Come on, children, and climb in the back seat! Come on, children, it's time for some fun! Get inside, we're gonna take a ride On State Road 21! Come on, children, I filled up the gas tank. Long way to go before we get done. Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh On State Road 21! GIRL SINGER AND COMPANY Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh On State Road 21! MICHAEL Since 9 p.m., I been sittin' here, Just keeping' my eye on some stupid steer. That's how I'm spending' my Junior year! But I swear I'm gettin' wise. It's my last time here, I guarantee! I got other places I'm s'posed to be. I won't have my old man ridin' me 'Til the day he up and dies. Oh, oh, what does he know When his head's been buried in the ground so low? Oh, oh, what does he know About life in the real world? I said, Oh, oh, what does he know? My fuse is lit and I'm gonna blow, 'Cause Oh, oh, I gotta know About life in the real world.
CAROLYN I got a ringin' in my ears And my hands keep shakin'. I ate seven corn dogs And I think I might die. Five more hours 'Til the final judging. I can hold it all together And I will not cry. Oh God! Do I have a fever? Oh God, things are startin' to swirl. Oh God, I was doin' so well, Now they're all gonna think I'm just a dumb little girl. Well, oh, oh, what do they know About what it takes to make a bull calf grow? Oh, oh, what do they know About life in the real world? CAROLYN AND MICHAEL Oh, oh, what do they know? CAROLYN Prob'ly came over from Ohio. CAROLYN AND MICHAEL And oh, oh, what do they know About life in the real world? GIRL SINGER Let's go, baby, and roll by the river Feel the heat comin' down from the sun - Oh oh oh oh On State Road 21! Ev'rybody: GIRL SINGER AND COMPANY Oh oh oh oh! Oh oh oh! Oh oh oh oh oh ohhh!