[Verse 1]
Don't you hate it when people are in love?
They're so, they're so happy
So goddamn happy, happy
Don't you hate it when people are in love?
They're so, they're so happy
So f**ing happy, happy
[Chorus 1]
I wanna cut you down (x3)
It's not fair
Crystal clear and gla**y eyed in love
[Verse 2]
Dave and Heather
I see them fighting all the time
I kind of like that, I kind of need that
[Instrumental]
[Verse 3]
Cause I just hate it
When people are in love
They're so, they're so happy
So f**ing happy, happy
[Chorus 2]
I wanna cut you down (x7)
It's not fair
You're so crystal clear and gla**y eyed
You're crystal clear and gla**y eyed
You're crystal clear and gla**y eyed in love
[Outro](x4)
Don't you hate it?