Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's
The queen is losing face
Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's
A national disgrace
It's the middle of the night at the London shrine
Could have been the janitor
Could have been divine
Someone said the thermostat never did work
Now we've got the temperature going berserk
We've got a...
Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's
The queen is losing face
Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's
A national disgrace
Celebrities, statesmen, history's elite
They're dripping in the hallways
They're starting to secrete
They're pouring out the pores
They're shrinking on the spot
Someone take a photograph
Get 'em while they're hot
Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's
The president looks alarmed
Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's
A general's been disarmed
"The Feverish at Fleet Street"--story of the year
"Get the Facts--House of Wax Photo Souvenir"
"Shameful," says the Times; "Maybe Done By Vandals"
"Panic on Wall Street--put your stock in candles"
I thought I heard a ghost say,
"Had my hands in my pockets on the Judgment Day
Nobody told me,
"There's fire in the hole
Had the world by the tail but I lost my soul"
Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's
A rock and roll hotel
Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's
They're blending very well
Elvis and the Beatles have seen a better day
Better off to burn out than to melt away
Dylan may be fillin' the puddle they designed
Is it gonna take a miracle to make up his mind?
Athletes on the floor
(Meltdown)
They're running out the door
Bad boy McEnroe couldn't keep his cool
Now he's with the rest of 'em
Wading in the pool
"Howard Hughes--Billionaire," says the written guide
Pity that his a**ets have all been liquefied
Celebrity status only got in the way
"Had my hands in my pockets on the Judgment Day"
You can't take it with you
"There's fire in the hole
Had the world by the tail but I lost my soul"
Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's
The queen is losing face
Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's
A national disgrace
Down in the dungeon--the Chamber of Horrors
Look at all the criminals soften to the cores
They're mixing with the heads of state floating down the lane
Good, bad, there they go down the same drain
Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's
(It really is a pity, you know)
Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's
(A lot of bees gave their all for this)
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Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's
Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's
Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's
Meltdown at Madame Tussaud's