[Intro]
KG: We gotta f**in' write something, dude, come on
(strums a chord)
JB: I don't like that. So far, ba-- Off to a bad start
(KG strums another chord)
Better, closer, warmer
[(KG strums another chord)
That's it! Okay...
(Music starts up)
[Verse 1]
I love ya baby, but all I can think about is
Kielbasa sausage, your bu*tcheeks is warm
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication, honey
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform
Now get it on
[Verse 2]
I see ya walkin', but all I can think about is
Dianetics, your bu*tcheeks is warm
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication, honey
My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform
Now I been set loose, I
Am shooting my juice, ah
Right in your caboose
Now f**in' get it on!
Now get it on
Get it on!
[Verse 3]
Dianetics cure you much better than Krishna
Dianetics cure you much better indeed
And all you people here, you're tremendous
Except the people in the middle
And you're smoking up a big-a** bowl of weed
With me
And KG
All right
Oh yeah
All right
Oh my God
All the ladies in the house say "Yeah" (yeah)
All you motherf**ers say a prayer (prayer)
When you fight, you got to fight fair
You motherf**er, oh, you motherf**er
You know what time it is?
Tenacious D time, you motherf**er, go!
f** yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
[Outro]
Dude, that was TNT!