Said Trachy oughta - she knows it can be
For Amber Dexter, her best friend, and me
And Al O'Moda - he's been more than once
But Al Aba*tard? Trachy says he's a dunce
26 takes till I can grow my soul
But the cat can't compete with the fish in the bowl
An avant garden, planted seed by seed
Grew chia culpa, sprouting each misdeed
Labradoration is begging in disguise
As Amber looks at me with her Franz Mesmer eyes
20 more takes and it'll be alright
A bird in the paw is worth two in hindsight
Miso souped up for Yard-Bard Animal reps
Not dissed illusions about Odessa steps
Virginia and her wo(o)lf, they don't even care
About the bird and the bear and the burden they bear