Ten years ago I fell in love with an Irish girl
She took my heart
But she went and screwed some guy that she knew
And now I'm in Dublin with a broken heart
Oh, broken-hearted Hoover fixer s**er guy
Oh, broken-hearted Hoover fixer s**er, s**er guy
One day I'll go there and win her once again
But until then I'm just a s**er of a guy