( Bootsy Collins impersonator ) Oh that's right, baby bubba We gon' talk about this girl named Suzy, bubba She ain't no floosey, though She's a doosey Speaking about that girl named Suzy cause she's groovy, baby bubba Ah, we funky down here, y'all Come here, Suzy baby Let me rub you down, Suzy baby Ah, you fat bubba-mubba-wabba ( Daddy-O ) Speaking of a girl named Suzy Said she'd do anything to soothe me Take off clothes or put em back on Ain't that right, Wise? (Word is bond) ( Wise ) Comin from the show she was always there It's like we couldn't get her out of our hair She would even follow us late at night Right, Delite? (Yo, believe the hype) ( Delite ) Suzy was a girl we couldn't get enough of Can't say it was love, cause I don't know what it was Homeboys said she was a real loose cutie So I tapped the Dad and said, 'Yo, we got a Suzy' ( Daddy-O ) Speakin of a girl named Suzy Yeah, yeah (Suzy) (4x) ( Daddy-O ) Do you remember that day, we was on the tour bus Listened to a tape, I think it was the Cold Crush Suzy heard the tape and said, 'Who's that?' Delite said (Shhh, just sit on my lap) She said, 'Okay, whatever you say' I saw the game and asked: 'Can I play?' She said, 'Sure,' I said, 'Really? And what about the rest of the Stet posse?' She just smiled and I just grinned And the band, they got ready to win Or should I say start, or should I say begin Anyway you put it, she was all in ( Wise ) Started on the tour bus, she was in a rush (Rush to do what?!) You know what's up The bus had three rooms, she started in the first And it was pretty bad, but the second got worse And in the third I had to tip my hat (You mean it was like that, hops?) Yo, it was like that Suzy had a thing for the boys in the band And the band bein Stet, be a**ured, my man Everything that glitters ain't always gold But for all the groups, yo, she broke the mold ( Daddy-O ) Speakin of a girl named Suzy Yeah, yeah (Suzy) (4x) ( Delite ) Right before a show ???? D.C. I looked at Wise, the Dad looked at me We slapped five while the band got ready Then we all glanced around for Suzy Had a monogramm top with our names of each A two-piece bikini like you wear on a beach A shape no man could bever forget And on the back of her shorts - mh, take me to the bridge (Do it now) (Suzy) (Uno, dos, tres, quattro) ( all ) Then one day, it was in the winter
Snow was on the ground, we were leavin Philly I was in my bunk, geared to my radio Wrapped in his blanket, cause it was kinda chilly Not too long after, we all fell asleep And the snow storm got a lot worse Our bus driver started dozin off The bus started driftin, Suzy noticed first She awoke the crew, and the driver, no doubt Saved our lives, and that's a fact And one thing about Suzy, you all should know She may be a groupie, but we love her to the max, Jack ( 'Suzy' ) Ah, Oran Juice Jones Don't be 'yo baby-in' me, I am not Suzy Everybody, let me tell you: Suzy is a DOG A REAL DOG You know, she's a real dog A German Sheperd dog with a leash and a flea collar And a tail and fur and everything? She's a real dog and she's following em Because they draggin her on a leash with a can of Alpo in they pockets! Let me tell y'all every- Ah, Wise Wise.. Wake up I'm tryin to cut a record here Hello? Wake up! I - I'm over here MC Delite, I'm over here Blind as a fat child I'm over here Somebody (...) they got the 2 for 1 sale today That's right DBC - late again! Child live another day, gotta take the bus, won't you get a car? Daddy-O - will you stop spittin on me Child, I don't need a shower, baby, you do, but I don't Oh-oh in comes walking Gary (Name) with the Gary (Name) hairstyle Mr. Bobby Simmons actin like a big time producer Yeah, we all remember when Don't start frontin now Ah - Prince Paul.. Pat's on the phone! Ha-ha.. Child, you been walkin down the street, guys be tryin to rap to you? This one guy was playin the Africa stuff He said, 'Yo baby, you know somethin? If we was back in Africa I would marry you I would give you 26 or 27 babies And I will buy your mother a cow' I said, 'Honey, if I have 26 or 27 babies I'ma need 13 titties and I'ma BE A COW What is your problem?' Then this other guy walked up to me, he says 'Ooh baby, you know somethin, when I think of you? Won't you just come over here and let me be your peppermint paddy' I said, 'When I bite into YOUR peppermint paddy Honey, I'll give you the feeling, the sensation Of bein in a sewer barefooted Now get out my face!' These guys are so stupid, child A lot of them think that ????? is a flavor It's not, it really ain't! Child, we gotta put up with them cause they all we got So take it easy Awwwww! - in effect (Suzy) (Suzy) (Suzy) (Suzy) (Suzy) (Suzy) (Suzy)