[Verse 1:]
See I'm trying to explain what I do on the daily
To ladies and gentlemen stuck in the eighties
Stuck in the Brady Bunch, they look at me crazy
Cause I ain't playing the drums or the ukelele
Nah, maybe I play the ba** or maybe
I'm payed to take shape like Ricky Gervais
And just stand up, demand your hands up
Only understand if you ain't a fan of Hannah Montana
Gotta laugh when they ask what my name is
"You're famous, I know that band that you play in."
"Who? Me? Nah that ain't me, wrong Drapht"
I've been making my mark for playing air guitar
(Make more noise than heavy metal)
[Hook]
Disregarding me being an artist
Didn't want to see me start playing the air guitar
I play the air guitar
And if anyone ask you, listen up, on their behalf
I play the air guitar
I play the air guitar
[Verse 2:]
Step on stage, the fans are rough
Cause I move like Chuck Barry and Angus Young
Genghis Khan k**er with an invisible lacks
You're living like Frank Zappa with a rhythm of Slash
You riddle me this, little pivotal clap
Those rats have called me wigging out listening to me rap
Uh, ok, back in the day. Remember back then?
Didn't sound like back in the states, we didn't have an accent
I had an accent, yeah, I had an accent
Sounded like the way that I spoke
And that was acting
From a grapher to rap and I born the beat
I wanted to be a DJ, but scratching it wasn't cheap
So I rapped to an industry, more of a convention
Didn't have an instrument, you didn't get a mention
Ok a scene won't last, aha yeah I get it
You rather me play the air guitar
(Make more noise than heavy metal)
[Hook:]
Disregarding me being an artist
Didn't want to see me start playing the air guitar
I play the air guitar
And if anyone ask you, listen up, on their behalf
I play the air guitar
I play the air guitar
[Verse 3:]
See, I got people tearing down the walls
Crowd surfin' like listening to rock and roll
The whole crowd is boxed in, head banging like boxing
Danny Green, you lost it soon as the beat drops in
Knocks him off the feet gots to have it
Rocking him back and then forth, complete madness
You can imagine a man-made way people dance
And on site like it's Hussain's grave
And my irate neighbours hating me doing this
Three AM and still playing my music
"Enough! You gotta stop turning it up!"
"Nah, nah, you know that ain't me. I play the air guitar"
[Hook:]
Disregarding me being an artist
Didn't want to see me start playing the air guitar
I play the air guitar
And if anyone ask you, listen up, on their behalf
I play the air guitar
I play the air guitar