I don't know why you talk to me, every time I have to pee
But it's starting to creep me out, because I don't know what it's all about
It makes me want to shout!
Back and forth I run around
Hope you didn't hear that sound, but...
I gotta go! x7
I don't know if I'm going to make it, but I have to take a sh**
When I get to the bathroom it was occupied
POUNDING ON THE DOOR, BEGGING FOR MERCY, OH MY GOD... did I make a Hersey?
It may stink, it may reek
Yes I'm a freak, why?
What did you think?
Dude, I think you crapped your pants
I DIDN'T CRAP MY PANTS, WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT?
I DIDN'T CRAP MY PANTS!
What the f** is that stink then?
I don't really like it
I can't stand that freaking smell
It makes me want to scream and shout!
Oh my god! WHAT THE HELL?
It smells like a rotten trout
Plug my nose I can't smell it now
Oh my god there goes my eyebrow
Burning off of my face
It's like I'm all over myspace
I think that guy sh** himself
Glad it's him, and not myself
I DIDN'T sh*t MYSELF!
Yes, dude you sh** yourself
I DIDN'T sh*t MYSELF!
Yes, dude you shat yourself
You know you did, so stop trying to hide it
Turn around and go right in
Make sure you clean up your sh**
I want it to smell good, and...
If you don't do it, I'll k** you
Getting sick from all of this poo
And do you see this shoe?
If you don't hurry up I'll shove this up too
HURRY b*tch, HURRY UP. x4
So, I went in a cleaned up my sh**
And I didn't die, not even a pie