Xavier says, "Ha ha ha
We have nothing in common
See you around. Ta-ta
Slink back to your abominable lover
Zsa Zsa, before I blow your cover
Tra-la-la."
Zsa Zsa's scene: "Tacky queen
You think there's no one but you?
Get your cra** little a**
Out and don't make me cut you
With how much you
Talk, you'd think that someone else was listening
Want a drink, Miss Thing?"
"Slo gin fizz," says Xavier
Zsa Zsa orders, and drinks come
"Here it is, teddy bear."
"To your health, you ratfink scum,"
Xavier weezes
I forgot: before each line he sneezes
Quite a lot