We are The Gothic Archies (Archies)
d**h, Tentacles and Pip
Be sure to buy a record
And don't forget to tip
The Gothic Archies are we
With whom you should not mess
The apogee and zenith
Of gothicarchieness
We are The Gothic Archies (Archies)
d**h, Tentacles and Pip
Be sure to buy a T-shirt
And then you will be hip
Are The Gothic Archies we?
Oh, are we ever they
In fact, it is a mystery
How anyone could say
We're not The Gothic Archies (Archies)
Pip, Tentacles, and d**h
We love to k** such people
By squeezing out their breath
Are we The Gothic Archies?
Be careful what you say
(You are The Gothic Archies)
(Ta-ra-raboom-de-ray)
Oh, the archiesway othicgay ethay
Areway eway;
Illiantbray yricistslay
An'tcay ouyay eesay?
Though gothic we are Archie (Archie)
Though archie we are goth
No satan-worshippers we
We worship Yog-Sothoth
,eihcra era ew cithog ohT
(eihcra) htog era ew eihcra oht
Ew sreppihsrow-natas oN
!htohtoS-goY pihsrow eW