[Chorus: Stephin Merritt]
Seduced and abandoned and baby makes two
Baby, abandoned by you
Seduced and abandoned and what can I do?
I think I might drink a few
[Verse 1]
Seduced with a grin, I was taken all in
Taken in sin and in shame
Seduced by a smile, I walked down the aisle
Then waited awhile, no one came
[Chorus]
[Verse 2]
Abandoned to weep, I collapsed in a heap
Dutifully sleeping all day
Abandoned to die, I did nothing but cry
In my one-ply negligée
[Chorus]
[Outro]
Yes, I think I might drink a few
And maybe the baby will too