I built a ship with my own hands to take us to the moon
I took a pen in my own hand and wrote you a hundred tunes
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Now I'm crazy for you but not that crazy
I'm crazy for you but not that crazy
I pretended you were Jesus, you were just dying to save me
I stood beneath your window with my ukulele
I made my yard a playground just in case we had a baby
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I treated you like radium, I treated you like God
You were my gla** menagerie, did you not find that odd?
I dwelt within and went without and broke my virgin flesh
I performed acts of devotion as if you were Ganesh
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