You need someone thoroughly sadistic
With a less appealing face and form
Someone who comes home and goes ballistic
You need a cold-blooded man
(In a serial-k**er van)
You need a cold-blooded man to keep you warm
Someone unfashionably fascistic
Randomly selected from the dorm
One without one good characteristic
You need a cold-blooded man
(I should have known when we began)
You need a cold-blooded man to keep you warm
One who likes his girlfriends masochistic
Too stupid to come in from the storm
Someone who could make you a statistic
You need a cold-blooded man
(And then you'll need a CAT scan)
You need a cold-blooded man to keep you warm
You need a cold-blooded man
(A dull and cruel also-ran)
You need a cold-blooded man to keep you warm