[Stephen]
Mmm. Oh yeah. Feelin' funky. Ooh, this beat is fresh. It's a fresh beat
"Hey Stephen. You're looking s**y."
Thank you ladies. I know I am
"Stephen, Stephen! We wanna do you!"
Ladies, that's pretty dirty. I'm not ready for the commitment
"Hey, Stephen."
Oh hey, fellas!
"We want your body. We want it bad. You make us gay. So very gay. We want you bad. We want you bad, bad, bad."
Now, fellas. I don't roll that way
That's just weird. I'm not gay
Riding in my car. Riding in my car. Riding in my car. Everybody wants me
Riding in my car. Riding in my car. Everybody says hi
They don't even know me. They just wanna do me
Can't help it! Just so s**y
That is a fresh beat. A very fresh beat
I got a dog. I got a dog
It's a talkin' dog. Only I can hear it. It whispers in my dreams
It says "you're so s**y, Stephen!"
Mmm. Mmm. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. And I shake it. I shake it up. I shake it up
Mmm mmm mmm
Chillin' at the bar. Chillin' at the bar. With my dog. With my dog
One time when I was a kid, my father beat me
[MATT]
Funky!
[STEPHEN]
Funky fresh. I like those beats. I like those beats
But not from my father
They hurt
They left emotional scars that you can't see, even though I look s**y
Deep inside, I'm crying
I'm crying
Only my dog understands
Yesterday I ran him over with my car
On purpose
But that's OK. That's OK
He ate too much food anyway
Uhh, uhh. Now my car has blood stains on it
I can't get them out the leather seats
I scrub, and I scrub
People still find me s**y even though my car has blood stains on it
Mmm yeaaaaah