scientists recently discovered a previously unknown organ in humans
it is a second brain located near the aorta that functions in near complete isolation
and does not communicate well with the primary brain
it is in charge of irrational fits of sadness and feelings of alienation
due to extended periods of anti-social behavior
if the heart beats too regularly for days at a time
the second brain releases chemicals that make everything seem okay
and then immediately and extremely not okay
inversely throughout the week
activity in this little brain is considered a psychological disorder
due to its effects
when two people isolate themselves for extended periods of time
the little brain remains dormant
and wonders why it does not feel alone
and there are strange periods of euphoria
and feelings of objective existential security
the doctor who conducted the study said
‘love someone, please, i'm begging'
‘then there'll be less psychological disorders everywhere'
‘and everything will, perhaps, actually be okay'