self-help book titled:
how to change back
your pa**words
after having replaced them
with something forgettable,
unwieldy and obscure
sub-titled:
in an attempt to prevent
an ex-lover obsessively
perusing your gmail, facebook,
and twitter accounts
sub-sub-titled:
once your ex-lover
has decided to jump off
of a very high roof
sub-sub-sub-titled:
also, how to not never
be intimate
with anyone
ever, ever
again