She gotta smile, Yeah, She gotta smile and she's flashin' it right at me She gotta wink, a wink across the bar and I know that it's meant to be. She gotta walk, Oooh she walkin' over and i know this could be my day. She got a ... friend, Eeeew she gotta friend; Why's she standin' in her way?!? It's her big fat friend! Oh god there's always one Big fat friend To spoil my f**ing fun! Well baby baby baby if it's boots you wanna knock, Leave your chubbly friend at home because she's gonna block the co*k. Now I'm afraid of no man, With any I'll contend, But I cannot compete with your Big Fat Friend. (Well Big fat friend, Ah, we meet again!)
She won't leave her alone, She rolls her eyes; makes sarcastic comments while she's s**in' on that chicken bone. Well, you may think you've won the battle but I tend to dis-agree. See I know you, and your Achilles Heel, And he's standing next to me. My non-discriminating friend (So what that you're a cow!) Non-discriminating friend! (I'll nail you anyhow!) Now I know that he's no looker and he's had a couple rounds, But with every shot of Jaeger hey you lose a couple pounds! Now baby baby baby bring the evening to an end, Just you and me and my pal, and your big fat friend.