Dreaming of the Queen Visiting for tea You and her and I And Lady Di The Queen said: "I'm aghast Love never seems to last However hard you try" And Di replied That there are no more lovers left alive No one has survived So there are no more lovers left alive And that's why love has died Yes, it's true Look, it's happened to me and you Then carriages arrived We stood and said goodbye Diana dried her eyes And looked surprised For I was in the nude The old Queen disapproved
But people laughed and asked For autographs And there were no more lovers left alive No one had survived So there were no more lovers left alive And that's why love had died Yes, it's true Look, it's happened to me and you I woke up in a sweat Desolate For there were no more lovers left alive No one had survived So there were no more lovers left alive And that's why love had died Yes, it's true Look, it's happened to me and you